I hope you don't mind, lara7... I just had to post this.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

--Awwright, this is a robbery!

--Touch your toes, kitties! And one, and two!

--Mrrreooowwwww... Kitty... eat... brains....

Put yer paws up Mr. Toes for ears!

Cat: I wuv you DIIIISSSS MUCH!

Person: You want your dinner, don't you.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Person: Argh! My genetalia have turned into a cat!

- It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a ... CAT?

- Raise your hands if you're Purr!

- We are not worthy!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

- if you don't get rid of those lame pyjamas, these claws'll come out and you'll be the one getting "fixed"

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Dad was flammable

On the up side it is firm and erect, for once.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Cat: I'm sorry, I dont go interspecies.

If you're happy and you know it, clap your... paws?

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

- Adopting that stray had seemed like a good idea, until we found out it was a mime.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Decepticons!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Hey! My kitty fist-puppet finally arrived from Amazon.com!

(note box in upper right.)

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

-"Put yer hands in the ai-ir, wave 'em like ya just don't ca-are..."

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Dave thought this was a wonderful show of affection until Fluffy sliced off his ear.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

--The Real mastermind behind Heaven's Gate

--"Reach your hands out and feel the presense of God and his prophet Morris"

--"Greetings people of earth, we come in peace"

--Fluffy found counting his age much easier on his 5th and 10th birthdays

--"I didnt track poop on your carpet, see, my paws are clean"

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

I can't come up with any captions while the cat is looking into my soul like that.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

"No pictures! No pictures!"

"Ya shoulda seen this mouse - he was this tall!"

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Look! My deodorant doesn't leave any flaky residue! How cool!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

--Tickle me. You know you want to.

(God, would you look at that smirk on him?)

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I just want to see how that cat walked after the flash went off. He has no pupils.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Mandrake gestures hypnotically.

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What others say about boorite!

This is the worst topless photo shoot I've ever done, you've cut out my two lower breasts!

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Dad was flammable

-"RAAAARRRR!"

Someone had to do that one.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

"It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A!"

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown