[Click to view comic: 'Happy Birthday, TheBlairZip!']

I have defied science - in comic form!

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Happy Birthday!

Indeed.  Much thanks.

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

Much happiness to you on your anniversary of escapment from the womb.

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Happy Birthday!

I am honored and grateful to wish you a happy birth...day...on the day, of your birthday.  And I hope that your first child...will be a human child.  I pledge my evah...ending...much happy birthday.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.