If your are tired of coming up with Hobbit Names you can always come up with an acronym describing the type of cyborg you are.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Bow before the Artificial Networked Destruction Youth!!!

Congrats on post 1001, A.N.D.Y.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Spanks = Synthetic Person Assembled for Nocturnal Killing and Sabotage

better than nocturnal emissions

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Behold: The [u]C[/u]ybernetic [u]L[/u]ifeform [u]A[/u]ssembled for [u]R[/u]epair and [u]K[/u]illing! But mostly [u]K[/u]illing!

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Thanks for the epileptic seizure.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Digital Android Responsible for Repair and Efficient Nullification

Oh yeah. That's me all over.

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This is not my empire.

OI! CLARK! NO!

Eventually only silly newbies will be anything but overlords. Perhaps some new classes should be created!

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Hello.

Kinetic Robotic Individual Normally for Killing and Logical Exploration
so when i'm not out there kineticall killing individuals, i'm exploring... logically!

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"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel..." - homer

Incidentally, I'm a Lifelike Artificial Repair Android Model 8.

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Hello.

P.E.N.I.S.: Person Engineered for Nocturnal Infiltration and Sabotage

F.U.Z.Z.Y.: Functional Unit Zoned for Zealous Yardwork

W.I.R.T.H.L.I.N.G.: Synthetic Unit Calibrated for Killing and Sabotage

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Technician Optimized for Battle and Online Repair WILL CORNHOLE YOU!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Hold it a sec--that acronym spells out S.U.C.K.S.

Oh.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

D.R.E.X.L.E.: Digital Replicant Engineered for Xenocide and Logical Exploration

Damn, talk about a convoluted program.

Hold it a sec--that acronym spells out S.U.C.K.S.

Oh.[/quote]

I'll have you know -- that was my first "wirthling sucks." joke.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I haven't made one yet!

T.O.N.G.U.E.: Transforming Obedient Neohuman Generated for Ultimate Exploration

D.E.I.S.E.L.: Digital Electronic Infiltration and Scientific Exploration Lifeform

E.L.T.I.G.R.E.: Electronic Lifelike Technician Intended for Galactic Repair and Exploration

M.A.N.K.Y.: Mechanical Artificial Nocturnal Killing Youth

F.U.C.K.: Functional Unit Calibrated for Killing

A lot of trolls seem to be geared towards killing.

Hold it a sec--that acronym spells out S.U.C.K.S.

Oh.[/quote]

I'll have you know -- that was my first "wirthling sucks." joke. [/quote]

Well, then, you have some catching up to do.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I haven't made one yet![/quote]

You haven't made any kind of joke or anything ostensibly humorous yet, have you?

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Hey, maybe I'm Tobor:

Wireless Intelligent Repair and Troubleshooting Humanoid Lifeform Intended for Nocturnal Gratification

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Nothing that's infantile enough for the likes of you to fathom, no. But I'll soon rectify that:

wirthling's a great guy.

Ho ho! They're rolling in the aisles!

Nothing that's infantile enough for the likes of you to fathom, no. But I'll soon rectify that:

wirthling's a great guy.

Ho ho! They're rolling in the aisles![/quote]

Nope. That one went right over my head.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

What if my cyborg is a hobbit?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

My fawn is a cyborg. What does it stand for?

Biomechanical Android Manufactured for Battle and Infiltration

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent