Hey!

When are you sorry-ass fuckin' knob gobblers going to gargle my beef rocket?

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Cunt.

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obscenity filter is off

Ouch. Jeez. No need to get personal, man. Wow. Seriously, not cool.

Jeez, man. I mean, what the hell? Ouch.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Wait, is this what you were looking for?  You left it in the men's room.

 You really should get that thing sewn back on.  Or at least superglued.

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

That "TNT" tattoo lets the ladies know that it could go off at any second.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.