Happy Birthday!

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Happy Birthday!

Not being very good with words, I've decided to express my birthday greetings in song.  Too bad you can' t hear it.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Happy birthday old friend. I hope you enjoyed your special day.

Birthdays are pretty great I think.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Happy Birthday!

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

Yes, what they said.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Oh, thanks, guys and gals! I sorta missed my birthday, too. I was in Vegas for the wedding of a friend who put her wedding on my birthday day. Not a bad thing, though, it was an open bar. Plus, I went to the Grand Canyon.

(i'm a hard core democrat, btw)

Also, to celebrate, I decided to start yet another blog - myhorrornovels.blogspot.com . I'm serializing this idea I've had for a movie/book. So, presents for you guys! I hope you like it.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Happy belated Birthday!

:D

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

Happy Blasted Birthday!

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

ooops! it's even later than ever. have anothe belated birthday on me.

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Insert Theme to Mannix here

+1 happy belated birthday!

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Please replace the handset, and try again.