YEAH YOU HEARD ME.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

I heard you, but I wasn't listening.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

The person who posts a previous post to this is a pussy.

All this talk about dicks and pussies is making me hungry.

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the googly eyes gardener is alot funnier than that stupid dick in a box song

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xx( o Y o. )xx

i came to check out the replies and all i spotted was dick

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fail, fail again, fail better.

I know the feeling. But not about googly-eyed gardeners.  (Who?) 

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This is the googly eyes gardener

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xx( o Y o. )xx

xxausrottenxx

"We're sorry, but this video can only be streamed in the United States. Now please get off our site, you dirty British fag."

:(

I may have paraphrased, but I'm pretty sure that's exactly what it said. 

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

I hate it when that happens.  There are all these videos on HGTV.ca of shows they don't broadcast in the States which I can't watch due to that IP filtering.  Shows that look a lot more interesting than the "Louse Hunters" or "Designed To Smell" franchises, which the US network plays.to.death.

"stupid dick in a box song" then? 

Thanks for the SNL sketch link.  Despite Christopher Walken's awesomeness, the show has sucked mule for years and I haven't seen fit to watch that program since Phil Hartman was on the cast.  :)

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I'm not even a fucking Brit. There should be some kind of test on that site to prove if you're actually an American. Like, they ask you to spell "color" and if you want a Big Mac. If you put a "u" in there and say "no" then they should instantly kick you from the site.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

And HGTV.ca should ask if I want vinegar with my poutin, eh?, then show me the gawddamn "Junk Brothers".  Fucking fuckers.

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