I'm just going to post a bunch of crap here about how I'm dealing with the divorce and possibly *shudder* dating process. I have entitled the entire collection the above "Flailing My Arms Wildly" as that is exactly what it feels like at this point. I'll create a set when I have more than three and I'm not feeling particularly lazy.

So, I guess you'd like a comic now, huh?

[Click to view comic: 'Roommate Hunting Would Be Easier With A Gun']

Also, please let me say thank you all for understanding my situation right now (and those who don't or simply don't care, thanks for not being jerks). I feel that since several people here have known me for a while, I owe it to you to keep you informed of the major changes in my life (and so you didn't wonder what the hell was going on in my comics).

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Too bad you aren't in my area.  A boarder would help ease our expenses.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Then you could introduce me to hot military types. Now THAT'S a mutually beneficial arrangement.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Head on over to San Diego. I'll bake you some snickerdoodles. =)

HCRoyall

I was thinking the same thing.

Plus, Travis and Read could play together.  :)

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I has a flavor!

[Click to view comic: 'Filling Out The Address Book']

Oh please, like you've never neglected a friendship...

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Mediocrity at its most average.

[Click to view comic: 'Once Myspace Knows, The Whole World Knows']

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Mediocrity at its most average.

i think it's unnatural for human people beings to be monogamous. my gf doesn't agree. if you can help me bring her around, i've got a space shuttle sleeping bag and a bucket of sin with your name on it

phones are now open

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what if nigger meant kite

What's even funnier is that I implied that the picture of him on his harley took up 3 messages.

At least I giggled.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

[Click to view comic: 'Therapy']

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Mediocrity at its most average.

It's always your parents' fault.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I'm purposely trying not to comic about my parents because of their generousity. Maybe after I move out again.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I find a mild drinking problem helps.

You know, the kind where you wake up in the morning and down a fifth of vodka to get your day started.

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Kill Whitey.

[Click to view comic: 'The Fast Track To Insanity']

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I apologise whole-heartedly for not being aware of your situation. :(

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Dad was flammable

[Click to view comic: 'She Didn't Say It, But She Was Thinking It']

All I can say publicly about this is after I leave therapy, I know less than I thought I knew going in.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Im sure last time I posted here you werent even getting married.

Or I said something exceptionally insulting, which I probably found funny.

Either way, fuck Therapy. If you cant get through lifes problems without paying someone $300 an hour an hour to tell you that everything is someone elses fault, the real world is not for you.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"