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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Few people are aware that Midgets are actually the world's finest golf ball makers.

he kept thrusting his hand through the paper barriers, but he just couldn't seem to find the other half of the car

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what if nigger meant kite

Ant-Man in the headlights.

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I has a flavor!

"Can you turn this thing down a bit, please?  You're blinding me with science."

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.