"Transformers, transform and roll... uh, not you Tractorpuss.  You can stay here and, um, watch for Decepticons."

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

After getting stuck in the science project with Cletus from the Forestry Club, Melvin decided that compromise was the best way to "Git Er Dun" on time.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

the indie film version of Wild Wild West lost horrific amounts of money in every country it appeared in, except, strangely enough, for Uganda, where it not only made a killing, it supplanted the local religion and incited a conservation movement that saved the Ruwenzori Otter Shrew

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what if nigger meant kite

John Deere lost a lot of money when they let my 3-year-old son design their next tractor.

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I has a flavor!

Digger was very sad, because nobody wanted to play with him anymore.  You play too rough, said one little boy.  I don't want to die, shrieked another.  Then one day, Digger heard about a fabulous buried trasure...

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Decepticonceptart!!

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown