KK I don't have much time to explain all this.

 

I think valedictorian speeches at graduation ceremonies are hilarious because there's absolutely no way to write one and NOT just make it a lengthy and quite dull speech with the occasional "I'm only slightly chuckling to be polite" joke.

 

Show me the world's worst valedictorian speeches.

 

GO.

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