KK I don't have much time to explain all this.

I think valedictorian speeches at graduation ceremonies are hilarious because there's absolutely no way to write one and NOT just make it a lengthy and quite dull speech with the occasional "I'm only slightly chuckling to be polite" joke.

Show me the world's worst valedictorian speeches.

GO.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

[Click to view comic: 'WORLDS WORST VALEDICTORIAN SPEECH']

HAY GUISE WUT ABOUT THIS CONTEST HUR

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

I most as well post an entry seeming noone else but the fabulous Crabby has done so.

[Click to view comic: 'WW73: A Comic I Wasn't Willing to Make']

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

[Click to view comic: 'Valedictorian']

I know muffindance's masterpiece (heh..."piece") is going to be tough to follow, but let's get some more entries in.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

[Click to view comic: 'KerrSplat!: A New "Goosebumps" Spine-Tingling Adventure']

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

[Click to view comic: 'WW73: Proposal Speech']

[Click to view comic: 'WORLDS WORST VALEDICTORIAN SPEECH']

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

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Well, this has limped on long enough. Time to drag it out behind the shed with a shotgun and tell little Tommy that it's going to a special farm for comic contests that he can't visit.

It's a close race between LittleRocker and boloboffin, but in the end, I think I'm going to have to give it to boloboffin. The line "Dear bitches" was just the edge his comic needed to pull in a win. All the comics entered were great, but I have to pass it on to bolo to make the next WW. Congrats and thanks to all who entered.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Hola! Next WW contest coming up!

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker