One day I felt bored... so I decided to do something completely random.

I decided to go onto Wikipedia, and put in random words. When that word came up, I clicked on the first hyperlinked word in the explanation bit on Wikipedia, I would do this again and again until I couldn't do it anymore...

95% (I did 100) of words ended up the page 'Romance Languages', then it just repeated itself.

You try it... Some that I did that ended up on Romance Languages were...

• 1
• Crab
• My Chemical Romance
• Homer Simpson
• Daewoo
• 7 Up
• Meaning of Life
• 42
• Arthur Dent
• Door handle
• Plug socket

SO GO ON!!! IT'S ALL TRUE!!!
WIKIPEDIA IS SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO ROMANCE LANGUAGES

Er... yeah... sexually attracted.

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This... Is... PASTA!!!

I swear, I read what you write, and it goes into my head, but I cannot process what you're trying to say for the life of me.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

You have far too much time on your hands.