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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

"These espresso beans are defective."

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

...and then suddenly, mid-bite and quite unexpectedly, Twinkles evolves religion

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what if nigger meant kite

Having developed an extreme tolerance for catnip, Mr. Fussy switches to Catsmack brand heroin nibbles.

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Kill Whitey.

"UNNNGHH! UUUNNNGGHH!!" cried the cat right when he climaxed into his bowl of fish and chicken flavored Meow Mix, which confounded his owner who paid $300 to have the little bastard fixed!

In other news the famous cat singer Cat Cobain was found face down  in his feed folowing a suspected mouse over-dose. Police are currently questioning Catney Love, as to her possible involvement.

The Effects of Catnip

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Grandma got a little possesive about her kibble, as the former Bojangles discovered.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

"Honey, when I said I wanted to see you stuff your pussy full of cat food, this isn't what I had in mind"

This year's Nice Tentkeeping Homeless Recipe Award goes to Ralph "The Tooth" Jackson for his "Tabby and Caramelized Maggot Pie"

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Like many American children, Mr. Tubbles couldn't even finish a meal without passing out due to his obesity and lack of exercise.  In other news, sales of laser pointers have gone up.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.