no, dcom is batman

jizz on me

when you're not strong

and i'll be your friend

i'll help you carry on

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

suck my pube

bum my mum

I want to be your girlfriend.

Instead of cancelling "Jake and the Fatman", they should've just turned it into "Jake and the Batman."  I think William Conrad would've made a cool Batman.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

i wish my jizz was a different colour.