Say Hello to Sparky. Hes having a hard time finding nuts in the summer. Im sure you can help him out .

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Got them jumbo-size neuticles and I am feelin' FINE!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Do your nuts hang down?
Do your nuts hang low?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder
While being chased by Rover?
Do your nuts hang low?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

--If you think my balls are big, wait til you see my hardon.

--Rocky realized nothing got rid of testicular fleas better than rubbing them on hard dry soil.

--Nudists magazines seem desperate for well endowed models

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

Is it just me or does he look just like Steven Siegal but with a more dangly sack?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Funny that nobody has pointed this out yet - this picture was our first ever caption pic on this forum! I can't even remember who posted it, but it was probably back in April or May.

As for captions...

- "Sure, all the other guys are jealous, but they aren't the ones who always have to walk on two legs to stop them dragging."

- "Hey babe... I hear you like to nibble nuts..."

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"I can't live in trees anymore because of snags."

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My girlfriend doesn't like me. She likes your girlfriend.