I'm cool.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

WOW! Tickets to a Stoning!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Shades of "The Lottery."

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What others say about boorite!

$7.50 for a movie ticket, wow that's a steal.

By me tickets run from $8.50 to $9.00.

I'll never by advanced tickets ever again though. I bought two for Corky Ramano and it turned out I didn't even need to buy them in advanced. My girlfriend and I were the only ones in the theater.

What the hell is an "advanced ticket"? Film critics have to know these things!

[quote]I'm cool.

[/quote]

Um, stud?

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

My goal is to be the only person on Earth never to have read, seen, listened to or done anything Harry Potter. I'm such a cynical fuck.

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"Fascist Clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer!" - Indie Rock Pete from Diesel Sweeties

I'm actually looking forward to the movie. I finished the first book over the weekend, and now everytime I see a commercial for it, I think, "I'm definitely going to see it."

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This is not my empire.

Get in line with me, then.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Then you will fail. I, too, am ignorant in all things Potter.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Harry Potter? Isn't that 'NSynch's new "Cool" name? Oh, wait, it would have to be "H-Po".

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I think it's some crap kids book. Fuck if I know. I waited until Rocky Horror Picture Show was on TNT. I'll be a dirty sonofabitch if I'm going to blow 5.50 to go out at 11:30 P.M. to stand in line with a bunch of yoyos carrying squirt guns and toast. And Meatlof bit the rag in that flick. Stand in line to see some kid play to a bunch of other spotty twits or some cheap-assed CGI effects? Hahahahahahahaha. Let me know when film makers start hiring actors, directors and writers again.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Ill be starting to queue for my LOTR tickets some point tomorrow i think.

Harry Potter? only interest i have in him is how well my HSX stocks do , as i have stock in all the major actors from it.

And ill never watch it. BUT ANDY HAS TO AS HES A FILM CRITIC!

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH!

I sense this will be even more embaressing than admitting he had to watch Spy Kids.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

There's a number you call. In St. Louis, the number is (314) 822-CINE. *Kids, please ask parental permission before calling* You punch in your credit card number and your tickets are paid for before you get to the theater. Amazing you didn't know about this before.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

You've missed the entire point of Rocky Horror, but that's okay.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Then you will fail. I, too, am ignorant in all things Potter.[/quote]

*waves hand*

you both have competition

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

But now you can stand in line at 11:30 with a bunch of yoyos carrying broomsticks and candy balls and flutes and stuff. Big improvement!

o/` Let's do the quiddich again!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

http://bettybowers.com/harrypotter.html

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

[quote][quote]I'm cool.

[/quote]

Um, stud?[/quote]

No, stub.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

[quote]http://bettybowers.com/harrypotter.html

[/quote]

**shakes head ruefully**

This is why Christians get such a bad rap -- people like Ms Bowers.

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This is not my empire.

She's a spoof. It's the people at CAP Alert who are the real scary ones.

We'll call you 'Indie Book Pete'.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I'm cooler..

I know, weak photoshop effort there. Too obviously faked. But I'm lazy tonight.

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"Fascist Clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer!" - Indie Rock Pete from Diesel Sweeties

Actually, no, I didn't. Their whole point sort of missed me.

And that's.... OK.

bunner,
over here,
in the beige house,
at home by midnight,
not watching the Kids in the Hall for a 30 Helens reference, either

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

[quote]**shakes head ruefully**
This is why Christians get such a bad rap -- people like Ms Bowers.[/quote]Well, people who read Betty Bowers and Landover Baptist and take them seriously certainly don't help. *grin*

I had a long email debate with the Landover Baptist people, asking them to please, please, please put some kind of "this is a spoof - we are not really fundamentalist Christians" banner on the front page, even if it was only really small. This was after a received a whole series of emails from various places citing their parodies as being real examples of whackjob Christians ranting online. They disagreed, but they are certainly a great bunch of people - they were extremely polite and reasonable throughout our exchange.

That other Christian-parody site, http://www.chick.com/, was not so friendly when I asked them to put up a parody warning. In fact, they were quite condescending and rude! ;)

Here is my favourite Chick Tract - Dark Dungeons. Fucking hatemonger...

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