Just a few pearls of (I wouldn't call it wisdom) to impart to my porcine compatriots.

[Click to view comic: 'Israphael's Life Lessons #1']

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

[Click to view comic: 'Israphael's Life Lessons #2']
[Click to view comic: 'Israphael's Life Lessons #3']

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Not actually a life lesson you would want to follow.
I wrote this for cc75 which involve writing sequals to other strips.

[Click to view comic: 'My Relationship Paranoia Pt. 5: When Life Hands You Lemons']

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

A life lesson in impulse spending:

[Click to view comic: 'Triptophen Induced Coma']

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.