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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

I WON'T TAKE ALL THIS GODDAMN TICKLING ANYMORE!!!

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

"Murder Me Elmo" comes with 99 fun accessories.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Elmo could no longer live without the familiar touch of Jim Henson's hand in his ass.

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Afters years of whirlwind success and jet setting lifestyle, Elmo, facing a massive heroin addiction and looming child molestation charges, takes his own life in the room next to David Carradine.

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Kill Whitey.

Miss "Piggy" Scarlett, in the billiard room, with a rope.

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

David Carradine managed to get really red and furry shortly before his death.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Desperate to reclaim his throne from Elmo, Kermit discovered it wasn't easy being red, either.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Tickle Me Emo is now out in stores. Do beware. Loneliness may drive toy to suicide.

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Girls naked Link Here: http://web.ukonline.co.uk/suttonelms/POT1.HTML

"My ass can take no more fisting."- Elmo

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Boogying with Jesus and some Nazi hoes, sitting front row at a fucking Justin Bieber show.

Emo Elmo tops the charts on children's most wanted holiday gift of 2009 - Sponsored by Hot topic.