Sham-On!

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

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[Click to view comic: 'Michael Jackson Six Pack']

[Click to view comic: 'To soon?']

I always wanted a reason to use that character

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horray for life. boo.

[Click to view comic: 'Action for Jackson']

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

RIP Michael Jackson.

RIP HIM TO SHREDS!

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Poo perhaps?

This is all a goof. At the funeral Jackson will pop out of his coffin and pop-lock to the sound of Thriller blaring from speakers hidden in the backs of hearses. He's just wasting our time with one of his wacky stunts, that's all.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

[Click to view comic: 'He's making records with Tupac now']

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Zaster

Haha, Nice.

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seanator

this is similar to my latest comic.

LittleRocker

There's one subtle yet important difference

Right-O

OO-HOO! They didn't have any children in Muslim Hell!

(SHAMONG! And I checked in Jehovah's Witness Hell, too. None there.)

HOOOOOOOOO!

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

[Click to view comic: 'RIP Michael Jackson']

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

http://dfc.furr.org/archive/269.html

Jacko, we hardly knew ye.

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Billie Jean is not my lover

She's just a girl, who says that I am the one

But the

CHAIR

is not my son.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

He's still dead! I just saw it on the news! For years the media stalked and ripped this guy at every opportunity. Now they're fawning all over him. What a bunch of phoneys.

I should dig up his skull and... do things to it. Terrible things. How famous would I become were I the man to violate Michael Jackson's skull?

Somebody talk me out of this. I've got a backhoe rental company on the line right now.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

[Click to view comic: 'Who's Bad?']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

"Piece of cake. You could always find Farrah's face on the WALLS of 12 year old boys ..."

...and Michael was the "King of Pop."  Right?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'Quite a coincidence']

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

WTF! When did Billy Mays die?

7:45 this morning, according to the news.

I just saw him doing Shakespeare on The Tonight Show earlier this year.  When I heard the news, I thought, well, at least he got to be on The Tonight Show before he died.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Haha, Yea, I guess you could call him.. Lucky??