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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

Cyclones don't happen in mid-Ohio.

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Kill Whitey.

I just posted the image, I didn't bother looking at where the image is or something. It's just a title.

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

I wouldn't screw Pennsylvania with Ohio's dick!

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Although he tried to hide his huge cock behind the map, the thermal camera never failed to find it.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

The weatherman was immediately arrested for crossing state lines for immoral purposes.

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Who can take tomorrow
Dip it in a dream
Seperate the sorrow
And collect up all the cream?

The Weatherman!

The Weatherman can, 'cause he mixes it with love, and makes the world taste good!

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

My internet E-penis: visible from space

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

And now a visual representation of the midwest being fucked by major party politicians.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Damn it John Holmes!

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Boogying with Jesus and some Nazi hoes, sitting front row at a fucking Justin Bieber show.

Weather man: "Today's weather report is sponsored by viagra. Up next we have Dan with sports."