these are the coolest pokemons

Charizard
reason: it is a giant lizard with wings with its tale on fire

 
Beedrill
reason: its arms are weapons. it cant touch anything without killing it

 

Raticate

Poliwrath
reason: its a fish that can beat you up

Scyther
reason: it cant shake hands without cutting the hand off

Tauros
reason: it is a bison

Girafarig
reason: two headed girafe

Tyranitar

Ninjask
reason: ninja

Torkoal
reason: it is a turtle that blown smoke out of its nose

Dusclops
reason: it is a cyclops

Absol
reason: it has a blade sticking out its head

Glalie
reason: it is a decapitated head

Sealeo
reason: it has a mustach

Groudon

Rayquaza

Torterra
reason: it is a scary beast with mountains and a tree on its back

Prinplup
reason: it is a penguin

Cranidos
reason: its weapon is its head

Bastiodon
reason: its face is a fence

Gastrodon

Honchkrow
reason: it is the only pokemon that wears a hat

Gible
reason: it is a land shark

Hippowdon
reason:  hippopotamus

Drapion

Toxicroak
reason: it is a angry violent frog

Carnivine
reason: it is a plant that can eat people

Abomasnow
reason: big angry snowman

Magmortar
reason: his arm is a fire cannon

Gliscor
reason: it is a vampire

Probopass
reason: it is a giant rock with a mustach

Rotom
reason: it can be a washing machine shape

Dialga

Palkia

Giratina

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Wobbuffet
reason: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBUFFET 

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I HEER U LIEK MUDKIPS!!!

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I has a flavor!

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This is the single greatest pokemans evar. DEAL WITH IT.

EXEGGUTOR!!!!

I'm dying, squirtle.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

I demand you supply us with a reason why Tyranitar is awesome.

Bidoof

reason: Bidoof 

That might be the best reason for anything, ever.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Let's post the worst pokemons ever.

Crustor
Reason: it is a piece of toast

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Kimjongil

reason: his nuclear attack doesn't do any damage 

Drillcat.

Because, seriously.  He will kill your family.

Endcat.

Reason: Srsly.  Do I need to tell you?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Where's Koffing? :(

I agree about Torkoal though, seriously cool

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It's grime time.

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sobchaki

reason: he can get you a toe

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Aunt-T

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Kicks the ass of everything thing in play.

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Kill Whitey.

BigFrank105

Shut up. SHUT UP. HE DOES NOT NEED ONE.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

The world needs more Tommy Lee Joneses. That way we can stop memes before they spread.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

 Name: Pepsi

Reason: We all know...

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Service with a SMILE! HA HA HA HA HA

Spartan

Reason: Because, THIS IS SPARTAAAA!

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Service with a SMILE! HA HA HA HA HA

And apparently, this is now 4chan.

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