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OK, might as well get the obligatory Tobor reference out of the way...

- ROARRRR!!! TONY THE TIGER WILL CORNHOLE YOU!!!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

--Tony sez: Frosted flakes? Fuck that noise!

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What others say about boorite!

Now for another episode of Claude Balls, Tiger Wrestler.

My, that's bad.

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What others say about boorite!

--"Gimme kiss!"

--"Still haven't broken Fluffy of humping your leg, eh, Bob?"

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Mediocrity at its most average.

"GET THIS FUCKING TIGER OFF ME"

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

I can't decide which is worse, your shlong working it's way up my leg or the smell on entrails on your breath. Okay, it's the shlong.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

"One, two three. One, two, three. That's it! You're getting it! Now, turn clockwise three times and tear my arm off."

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*gasp* *spit*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Looks like Adrian Zmed is finally getting what he deserves.

- He's been eating like a pig, DexX; better update my forumusers character.

- "Let's go over this again. Who's taking whom in to get fixed?"

- Luckily for Siegfried, the cats had heimlich training.

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Crouching tiger... hidden dragon.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

More like... Leaping Tiger, Dead Moron

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

Tony demonstrated the Astaire Method, but the damn human kept trying to lead.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

That is sooooo TONY!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

"Look,nobodies watching. Just give me a little kiss."

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

"I (hic) LOVE you, man!"

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Calvin was surprised when his old childhood friend returned...pissed at having been abandoned for so long.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Calvin and Hobbes ROCK THE PLANET.

-"Ohhh!! OHHH!! This one's a BEAUT! Notice how it 'as REALLY POINT FANGS! Uh-oh, the lil' buggah is gunna maul me, ah bettah wotch out, o' e'll eat me! AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

And thus ended the Crocodile Hunter's short stint with mammals.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

"I knew I shouldn't have worn my meat scented cologne."

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My girlfriend doesn't like me. She likes your girlfriend.

"Finally, Indiana Jones had his last crusade."

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My girlfriend doesn't like me. She likes your girlfriend.

Confuse me with one of those Detroit losers, huh? DIE!

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we're sending our love down the WE-ELL-ELL-ELL! WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW!