... is to make with the funny.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Ha!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

You and your friends sure are craZY!!!! ROFL!!

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Poop.

MySpace tried out something yesterday where my home page looked like that, with the comments and stuff.  I made a clever remark to myself:  "Hey, what is this, MyFace?"  Ha ha!  It isn't like that today so maybe people complained.  Tom Anderson's such a dick.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Rabid_Weasle

How you doin' in Farmville?

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

I'm close to second level on pumpkins, my Restaurant City Hallowe'een cafe is pretty damn bitchin', and I'm almost done with the New York levels in Mafia Wars. I attribute all this to having Internet access at work.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Second level of pumpkins is lame. No bonuses at all, just the promise of more later. Sounds like SOCIALISM to me.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old