A forum for fights?  Phooey.  A fake fracas is the fantasy of fatuous fools.  I offer not the flaccid facade of phoney flamage, but the fearsome fireworks of factual fury; a flurry of flaming fists unfailingly finding and flattening your face!  Follow, as I inform you in full of your fearsome fate.  Fearing my ferocity, you find yourself flinching in fear.  Frustrated by your faggotry, I force you to fight.  But the feeble flailings of your flabby fore-limbs would fail to frighten even a flea.  Finally, I finish you with a frenzy of fisticuffs, fracturing your frail frame with fatal force!  This is no flight of fancy, friends, but the unfortunate future you face if you foolishly fuck with me.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Funny.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

That's some mighty fine alliteration.

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Kill Whitey.

Fie on thee, felonious fiend!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Pernicious peon.  Prepare for a pervasive pounding; a plethora of painful punches pummeling your pathetic personage!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Please, pussy. You can place your precious pewny penis part-way up your prosterior and piss off, peckerhead!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

brycekain

That shit is about as interpretative as Dave Hughs talking in tongue while suffering from a speech impediment.

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

brycekain

I think we can all agree in hindsight that this photo was posted in poor taste. 

[quote=crackpanther]

brycekain

I think we can all agree in hindsight that this photo was posted in poor taste. [/quote]

Yes. I'm sorry I insulted Bill Clinton by calling him a Georgian. No one should be called that.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

[quote=brycekain]

[quote=crackpanther]

brycekain

I think we can all agree in hindsight that this photo was posted in poor taste. [/quote]

Yes. I'm sorry I insulted Bill Clinton by calling him a Georgian. No one should be called that.

[/quote]

Better than calling him Shirley.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

RCCOLAMAN

I don't remember what i posted but this gif is way cooler

[quote=RCCOLAMAN]

RCCOLAMAN

I don't remember what i posted but this gif is way cooler

[/quote]

There are people with epilepsy cursing your name to the ninth circle of hell.

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So who wants cookies?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.