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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

Life's tough, pal.  Who's family hasn't been killed by ninjas these days?

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

They were probably grammar ninja's.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

You already can't see him at night.  And that's half the battle.

What most people don't know is that Shaq-Fu was inspired by a true story.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."