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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

"This one is for my brother, who was deep fried before he could say 'cluck'!"

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

In Soviet Russia, chicken chokes you!

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I has a flavor!

Its no fun practicing kung fu with Bernie, he's always got to be such a cock about it.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

The rooster suspected that Dillon's alleged "red belt in Fu-Jitsu" may have been a bluff.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

Don't kick that chicken.  It'll put your eye out.

Chuck Norris's beard contains the secret to his power and bravery. This home video shows how powerless he was before the beard, easily falling prey to a common domestic farm animal.