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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

The last photo of undercover officer Shawn Clarke before being beaten to death by a dozen Yardies and tossed into the Thames.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

"Yes, sir, I sure do enjoy that ray gay music, as we call it.  Especially Bob Marlin and Sly and Robert."

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I has a flavor!

So, how well do you play the bongos?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I just literally screamed the word 'douche' at an empty apartment.

OFFICER: "So how big were these leprechauns that stole your magic karma cat?

HIPPIE: "Eh, about this tall.  But they were five yogurts wide."

OFFICER: ".................place your hands behind your head and lay down on the ground."

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."