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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

You idiot, I said chickens not chicks!

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

The Japanese version of Deal or No Deal started out great, but then proceeded to suck rather quickly.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

At Toyota headquarters, a weird strip-o-gram arrives from angry customers.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

They still can't replace Ming's useless legs, but they have great choices available to replace his sore ass.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

So many choices, so little time.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Testing continues on Nintendo's most ambitious motion-control accessory for the Wii yet.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

What's this?  You told me I was here to make a Botox selection!

i HATE getting turned on by things that MIGHT be chicks

Fred's Ez-Booty Call

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

"It's times like these that I wish the lower half of my body still worked"

Well, we're well stocked here, but we're still out of "if"s and "and"s.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

[quote=not_Scyess]

Well, we're well stocked here, but we're still out of "if"s and "and"s.

[/quote]

win

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

[quote=NooniePuuBunny]

[quote=not_Scyess]

Well, we're well stocked here, but we're still out of "if"s and "and"s.

[/quote]

win

[/quote]

Yay!  I won!

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

"I told you clearly before I got here, I want an ass with a big ca-ca hanging down. No ca-ca... no deal!"

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bigworm

[quote=not_Scyess]

Well, we're well stocked here, but we're still out of "if"s and "and"s.

[/quote]

Agreed... definite WIN!

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

"Now, if I understand the politics of this institution correctly, I'm supposed to fuck everyone these sorry looking asses before I move up to a higher position... correct?"

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bigworm