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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

Bill Gates, seen here in his first office, invents Windows #2.0

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

Top Ten Reasons Why I Slaughtered My Parents.

Number 10... 

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

"Waaah! I don't wanna live in the toilet!"

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Unfortuately, this is the only way you can bathe until we find somewhere to put all this junk in the bathtub.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

And I was worried about alligators in the sewer!

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I has a flavor!

Mommy's Little Shit

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

In Florida, it's alligators.

what a dickhead.  you're supposed to put the stepstool inside the toilet.

Sweetie, just because the french bathe like that, it doesn't mean you have to.

put a lid on it

I told you we shouldn't have let him watch The Ring

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Mummy, PLEASE, theyre pulling me down by my widgie!

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

once considered by cryptozoologists definitive proof of Fort Boy, a tiny creature that climbs up from the sewer at night and sets up encampments in your tub, it proved to be a swift kick to the junk to that community and yet another cardboard cutout from Harry and the Hendersons

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what if nigger meant kite

What happens when you put a size #1 butt onto a size #5 toilet seat!

"Of course you're still thirsty you little twit! How many times do I have to tell you? Your face goes in first if you wanna' get a drink!"

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bigworm