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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

"It's not what it looks like, I was trying to do the Heimlich Manoeuvre!" 

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

Carlsberg don't do gay tattoos, but if they did...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

...and that's how the narwhal was made.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Save the dolphins?  Fuck dolphins.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

He wanted to get his tattoo of Edge giving Chris Benoit a German suplex covered up.  However, his options were limited.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

The true origination of "Jumping the Shark".