[Click to view comic: 'I Am The Greatest (Inspirational Must-Read Story)']

I experienced moderate testicular shrinkage just from reading this comic.  

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Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?

I think this would be fantastic if it were stretched out into a 10-15 part series and you really went at it with the strength and wordplay of the first two panels and didn't get bogged down by the third.

I kinda got tired or reading by the end.