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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Cheap bastards. For $15 more they could have gotten the muscles and "package" package.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Guardians of Truth, Justice, the Subaru wagon, and Dad's gardening implements.

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What others say about boorite!

This will get us some chicks for sure.

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What others say about boorite!

Hey, look... Superman has a camel toe.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

- The unambigously gay duo.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

It's Adrian Zmeds secret gay lovers.

Um, "unambiguously"...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

What imbecile made that costume? Everyone knows that Spider-man doesn't have pupils.

Does he have students?

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

He's not cross-eyed, either.

[size=4][b]POWERS WEAKENING... OH NO!
IT'S CRAPTONITE!!![/b][/size]

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

In an attempt to make light of their homosexuality , Jeb and Joe would often go along to Dinner Dances and pretend they were told it was a Fancy Dress Party.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

"I wonder how Wonder Woman and Mary Jane are doing."

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My girlfriend doesn't like me. She likes your girlfriend.

SHOES NOT INCLUDED

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obscenity filter is off

A black hole is created when particles from the DC and Marvel universes collide ...

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown