Had some British folks in the club tonight who were part of the catering contingent for the Roger Waters tour. They had a girl with them who was utterly hammered (which probably didn't help) and spoke in incomprehensible Brit.

They were so damn polite I just wanted to hug them and tell them how nice they were.

But I didn't. 

[Click to view comic: 'Voices Carry (But slang doesn't)']

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Kill Whitey.