I realized I hadn't made a comic this year yet, despite the dual milestones of 5 years on SC and turning 40. 

So I made a couple of dumb contest entries and happily resuscitated one of my favorite characters, good ole Doc Pembroke.

[Click to view comic: 'Doc Pembroke: Cutting Edge Vetarnarian']

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Kill Whitey.

It's thought-provoking.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I loved it. The best bit was the funny bit at the end.

http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/Geniu$/517657

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Come ahead then!

Happy level up big man. Good strip.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

I have changed the punchline. 

Is it better?

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Kill Whitey.

Thank you BTW. I feel my constitution has dropped a point, yet my charisma is shinier.

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Kill Whitey.

[quote=AngryAmerican]

Thank you BTW. I feel my constitution has dropped a point, yet my charisma is shinier.

[/quote]I always hated age modifiers.

Still wondering why the Doc cares about her lunch preference, though.  I figured he was a go-any-which-way kinda guy.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Its based on an inside joke. Women's external sex organs= taco ( based on appearance)

Female dog or cat's external sex organs resemble no food item as much as a wonton (fried or boiled, depends on whether the animal in question is in heat)

See?

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Kill Whitey.