-- Derived From an Old, Obscure, and Now Quite Irrelevant FGH thread.

 

My pee can mow the lawn.[/quote] My semen can style my hair.[/quote] My ear wax can dance the hoochie coo.[/quote] My smegma can carry out essential maintainance on my PC.[/quote]My mucus can clog up my throat.[/quote] My belly button lint can sing opera.[/quote] My blood will quench the thrist of dragons.[/quote]My nose can smell another po-moh thread in the making.[/quote]My sweat can bake cookies.[/quote] So can mine.[/quote]My gut can cushion the fall of angels.[/quote]My kidneys can be donated.[/quote]My vagina can play the flute.[/quote] My penis can defeat all enemies.[/quote] My nuts stink.[/quote] My nipples can drink a jug of milk in an hour.[/quote] My nuts stink.[/quote] My underarms can demoralize nations.[/quote] My pubic hair can roller skate.[/quote] My beard can breakdance.[/quote] My taint can paint.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.