MY LOVE FOR YOU IS RARER THAN A GINGER CHINESE PERSON

I WISH YOU HAD THROAT CANCER SO YOU HAD ONE OF THOSE BREATHING HOLES IN YOUR THROAT, THEN I COULD FUCK YOU IN THE THROAT

"I would treat my love for you more gingerly than a red-haired asian dude would!"

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bigworm

you're so hot, i don't even want to have sex with you. i want to watch other guys have sex with you. and not good, clean sex either. rough, illegal sex that ruptures things and makes you barren. that's how hot you are.

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what if nigger meant kite

"Sometimes I feel like I'm going insane over the whole issue of... hey, if youll just take your pants down, we can get this shit over with, and I can eat my lunch."

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bigworm

I like things that go "Whoops!"

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you think I was just lying to your fat ugly ass because it's 2AM and I really want to fuck something before I stumble home and pass out?  If so, you'd totally be wrong.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

I like men with supple anuses.  Bend over.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

How about tonight we have a romantic candle lit dinner, catered by In 'N Out, then tomorrow we spontaneously fly to Paris for lunch, then on the flight home I fuck your ass with a sandpaper condom?

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bigworm

私は私が少数であるけれどもこの物語のウェブサイトのためにより適しなければならない

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明彦はこちら

あなたの基盤はすべて私達に属するある。

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

[quote=umfumdisi]

あなたの基盤はすべて私達に属するある。

[/quote]

umfumdisi... you hit the nail right on the head with that shit, and it's funny too!

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bigworm

One time I saw somebody who was super hot. It was you. I am describing you. Also good boobs.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

何がここに起こっているか。

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明彦はこちら

"When I die I will be remembered by the world as the one who loved you. When you die you will be remembered by the coroner as the reason he drinks."

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Poop.

それは得英語を読むことができない私のような誰かに関してはもう混同する

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明彦はこちら