Please tell me their wedding band was Nelson.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

"Man, I was fuckin' seein' double that night when Pauly Shore and Amy Grant got married..."

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I has a flavor!

Another potent demonstration of the High School Fashion formula: Your confidence level in high school fashion choices have an inverse relationship with the number of years removed from having worn them.

[edited by boloboffin on 06-21-11 at 1:06:16am]

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Goddam Pepsi will sponsor anything!

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

It was an unusual wedding in that the brides wore chaps, an item of clothing usually worn by men.

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