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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Man.  The Williams sisters really let themselves go in the off-season...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Bad idea: cloning Star Jones.  Wose idea: Having them both sit on your lap.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

After a heated debate. the girls decided they would share the complimentary motorboating.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

That's the power of Pine-Sol, baby!  Mmm-hmm.

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I has a flavor!

Crushin' white bitches since 1997.

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