[Click to view comic: 'A Downturn For Alan']

[Click to view comic: 'Alan Doesn't Work Here Anymore']

[Click to view comic: 'Crouching Alan, Hidden Crash Position']

[Click to view comic: 'No Country For Alan Splet']

[Click to view comic: 'The Silence of the Splets']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

You make the best characters, biped.  The best characters ever.

 

EVER.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I'll always treasure that comment.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.