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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

-"I've got it! I've got the cat..."

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

** Worst Siamese twin arrangement ever.

** During a wild night on the town, Sid ate his girl in the back room of the bar. But he harfed her back up unharmed.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

"My tampon has got to be in here somewhere."

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My girlfriend doesn't like me. She likes your girlfriend.

Good one, Eric

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

- "I do this to stop his foot from slipping in there."

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

"Since you lack the vaginal region, we must remove the baby some other way."

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My girlfriend doesn't like me. She likes your girlfriend.

The Krankies Family reunion turns Ugly.

(Only the Scots will get this one)

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

i get it

and im english

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

And doesnt it just look and feel like the right caption?

I mean , that IS The Krankies minus makeup.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Andrew shouldn't have referred to his uvula as "that punching-bag thing in the back of my throat."

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What others say about boorite!

If you think that's bad, you should see where her hand's just been.