The big fight scene in the upcoming "Lord of the Rings" movie is a real disappointment.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

"Did you see that huge arrow Marv? Did you? Marv?"

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My girlfriend doesn't like me. She likes your girlfriend.

Hooray for Robin Hoo.............

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

-What REALLY happened to those damned dwarves.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I've seen that site were those guys are from.

"Die screaming with sharp things in your head."

The Peep test is better.

The gnomes killed in the initial attack were the lucky ones. They did not live to see the horror of... the lawnmower!

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

I was actually aiming for Adrian Zmed but I missed.

There's Happy, Dopey, Grumpy, Sneezy, Psycho, Splitskull and Brainhole.

--OK, who ordered the arrows con hacha?

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