I couldn't resist.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

E-mail the administrator. Be sure to tell them what brand of fawn you are using, as well as it's age and general information regarding it's health and diet. Continue to E-mail the administrator once every 15 minutes until something gets done. Bear in mind that these folks exist only to serve, so abusive language never hurts.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"