This one has been captioned before, but I thought it was about time to put it up again...

- Hootie and the Blowdonkey

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

-"Satan! Help me! I'm being taken away by a evil bald guy"!

Macaulay Culkin looks a lot different in person!

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Dad was flammable

"...one hundred ninety eight ...one hundred ninety nine... two hundred!"

"I'll put the punch-bowl over here, the snack platter over here, and... the... band... urgh!"

"I'd like to introduce you all to a tradition that's been in our family for 180 years: Nobody eats 'til you touch the lucky negro!"

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

- First prize was this guy. Third prize was Adrian Zmed.

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.