I am attempting to delude myself that it's still 2004 and I have my whole life ahead of me. Please indulge me by reading these comics. They are all pretty much the same so if you don't have much time you can just read the first one.

[Click to view comic: 'Meet me at the Lake Poob for underage drinking fun!']

[Click to view comic: 'That Reservoir is full of Drowned Mammals AND TING']

[Click to view comic: 'Adopt that creepy little boy, what could go wrong?']

[Click to view comic: 'My Elongated Face Filled your House with Cameras']

[Click to view comic: 'My Tunnel Stabby Brother is in the Hunting Lodge with Mom']

 

Bravo!

 

I genuinely didn't know Neil Armstrong was dead.

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Dad was flammable

Warner Bros. already bought the film rights to this series, just in case.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

I have read these and liked them.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

This series is like the Metal Gear videogame series.  Except funny and not painfully incoherent.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.