- Peter took safe sex very seriously indeed.

Adrian Zmed has finally hit rock bottom.

The latest X-man.

I wonder if that bike is the only thing he rides.....

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My life totally and completely REEKS.

- ...unfortunately, after getting into his kinky fetish costume, George found that he didn't have any condoms left for actual sex.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

The new "Noddy in Toyland" film is a predicted flop.

Carmen Sandiego's little cousin: the one they kept hidden.

Tim never understood why Kathy left him.

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Dad was flammable

There's nothing like the call of the open road with the wind whistling through your balloons.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Unusual sexual fetish No. 146: Bumpautophilia - To be aroused by the act of pretending to be a dodgem car.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Some employees take "casual Fridays" too far.

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What others say about boorite!

- Dean Kamen's prototype Segway.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Dammit, Big Evil. I should've thought of that.

Dammit!

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What others say about boorite!

RAAAAR! GREEN TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!

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we're sending our love down the WE-ELL-ELL-ELL! WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW!