I'm not having issues with people searching for me or whatever. Just need to have all of my web presence erased for reasons that I cannot get into. Thank you very much and advance, and thank you for all the years of fun.

That will be a real loss.  Sorry to hear about your stalker/having to enter the witness protection program/newfound high standards.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Zimri

Holy crap! Well, if you see this before whatever is pushing you off the net, YOU'RE MY BOY, BLUE!

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