Hey there, who do I contact to have my account nuked from orbit?

It's full of cringey edgelord bullshit, and in no way represents the person I am these days.

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Because someone has to do it right.

I've messaged Brad about it.

In the meanwhile you could always try making a lot of new comics about what a hilarious, reasonable, employable person you are.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

why do i wake up tired