Y'all ready for the first Random Comic Dialogue contest in like 3-4 years?
Step 1: smack the "Random Comic Layout" button until you get one you like. Or just pick a fun 1st panel and clone it to the other 2. Nobody's checking.
Step 2: Make a comic that contains the phrase, "Only a smartass like you would _________"
Step 3: Enter as many times as you like.
Judging will happen sooner than 3 years from now. Get to it!
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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."
