Y'all ready for the first Random Comic Dialogue contest in like 3-4 years?

Step 1:  smack the "Random Comic Layout" button until you get one you like. Or just pick a fun 1st panel and clone it to the other 2. Nobody's checking.

Step 2: Make a comic that contains the phrase, "Only a smartass like you would _________"

Step 3: Enter as many times as you like.

Judging will happen sooner than 3 years from now. Get to it!

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

Ah, c'mon. Y'all gotta have an idea after a year to think about it.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

[Click to view comic: 'RCD 57: Only two years left to go.']

[Click to view comic: 'Good Will Hee Hawing']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

I love these both, but I'm gonna give the slight edge to atomiclunch because cannibalism is quantifiably funnier than dad jokes (if you were a smartass you'd know that already).

RCD 58 is yours, take it away!

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

I've been informed by JofBloff that I am the winner in this hard-fought battle. Thanks, Zmann! I'll try to post up a new contest in the next day or two.

"Thanks, Zmann! I'll try to post up a new contest in the next day or two."

how's that going, asked the ass, smartly.