Don't put mustard in the custard! 

Don't throw fruit at a computer!

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Stay Safe!

Don't wee-wee on your tee-vee set.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Don't drop a deuce on a cotton moose.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

Don't chew gum gum with your bum bum.

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Damn otto Korrect!